No, not Mary J. Blige, but marijuana. I love weed ahahaha. Just saying that cracks me up. But I was thinking today about my future in college and I realized that I definitely have no interest in joining a frat. At first I considered rushing because I am a guy so I wanted an easy access to frat parties. But then I thought about it and almost threw up. The thought of me being in a frat is both comical and sickening. Frat parties are so lame, honestly. Douchey people with crappy dancing skills does not interest me at all. So, I've decided that I'm just going to stick to weed. I've been smoking since the 8th grade and while I love it, it has never once interfered with my ability to get work done. It makes everything amazing, and I've never had a bad experience with it. Oh and the other day I discovered that cookies and cream ice cream while high is THE GREATEST. Wow, it's absolutely incredible. If I had had sex, I'd probably say this is better than sex. And this is a nice segway into my next topic: sex.
For starters, I'm a virgin (who can't drive, RIP Brittany Murphy). Shocking? Maybe, depends on who you ask. As much as I would like to have sex (I'm an 18 year old guy, what do you expect) I am in no rush to just do it with whomever. I've had plenty of offers, not to be cocky, but random sex grosses me out. I'm rather old fashioned and I think sex should be shared with someone who is really special to you. I'm not against premarital sex, I just believe that it should at least be with someone you really like, not a stranger or someone you've known for a few weeks. Because my school is filled with a disproportionate amount of ugly people and I'm one of the few openly gay guys, I remain single. So, for now I'll patiently wait and remain an untouched flower until the bumblebee of my dreams comes along :)
Share with me your thoughts about sex and drugs (and rock 'n' roll).